Job Vacancy.
INTRODUCTION:
The following vacancy needs to be filled immediately:
If you are looking for protected territories and fast track promotion
then this job is not for you.
This is a low profile job where results are not always in evidence.
If you are dynamically outgoing, like to reach the top quickly
and must be the centre of attention,
then this job is not for you either.
JOB TITLE:
"Good Samaritan".
DESCRIPTION:
Must be good at getting on with people
including those you do not like and those who do not like you.
QUALIFICATIONS AND EXPERIENCE:
None needed.
TRAINING:
No formal training will be given but if you appreciate the environment
in its widest sense you will be training yourself.
HOURS:
Full time employment, 24 hours every day.
PROMOTION:
There are no opportunities for promotion whatsoever.
CONTRACT:
There is no fixed term to this contract, it is open-ended.
SALARY:
No remuneration will be provided for this employment
and in many cases you will not even receive any thanks.
HOLIDAYS:
This job will continue during any holidays you may wish to have.
PENSION:
As you will not retire from this employment no pension is payable.
BENEFITS:
There are no material benefits in this job.
The only benefits will be those enjoyed by other people.
Your own benefits will be received in the next life.
APPLICATION:
Applications for this vacancy are welcomed from all ethnic minorities and majorities,
men, women and children, people with or without abilities or disabilities,
but part-time and job-share workers need not apply.
God is an investor in people.
© David West 2001.
(With special thanks to Fr. Terry Fee. OSA, whose Homily this was based on.
