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Do You REALLY Want to drink water?

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I got this recently from an internet friend.....


"At least I was healthy when I was young. This explains a lot, its not old age catching up with me, maybe it's the lack of alcohol in me!! So this is to my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and beer.. . and those who don't....




As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is BACTERIA. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia Coli, (E. Coli bacteria) - found in feaces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of POOP.


However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.


Remember: Water = POOP.     Wine and Beer = HEALTH.


Therefore, it's better to drink wine/beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of SHIT!!


There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service."

If you don’t like alcohol why not drink Coke instead?
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Can you tell the difference between Margarine and Butter?  If you read this document you will find a really mind-boggling fact that will change your life forever!! Do you know what Margarine shares most of its ingredients with? Find out on this page! “Pass the Butter please!”http://www.davidsemporium.co.uk/margarine.html
 

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