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"MEMORY AND DEMENTIA TEST"



Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older it's important to try and keep mentally alert because if you don't use your brain you will lose it!! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss, or non-loss, of your memory and intelligence.

Take the test presented below to determine if you're losing it or not already!!

The spaces below the questions are so that you don't see the answers before deciding on yours. Please don't cheat, it will spoil the test. You should try to answer the questions
AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE and stick to your FIRST thought or answer, this very important for accuracy of the test.

OK, clear your mind, relax, and now begin....scroll down SLOWLY....










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1. What do you put in a toaster?










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ANSWER: Bread. If you said "toast" give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said "bread" go to question 2...










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2. Say "silk" five times quickly. Then spell "silk". Now scroll down....










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What do cows drink?










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ANSWER: Cows drink water. If you said "milk" don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as "Auto World". If you did say "water" go to question 3...










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3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?










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ANSWER: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks" why are you still reading this? If you said "glass" go to question 4...










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4. It's twenty years ago and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. (you may recall that at this time Germany was politically divided into West and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight TWO engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine at the rear is also starting to fail, decides on a crash landing proceedure. Unfortunately the rear engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? In East Germany, West Germany or in "no man's land"?










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ANSWER: You don't bury survivors!! It's sad, isn't it? How old are you really? If you said ANYTHING else you're a dunce and you must stop this test now!! If you said that you "don't bury survivors" then you can go to question 5...










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5. You must do this short test question WITHOUT a calculator... You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London 17 people get on the bus; in Swindon 2 people get off the bus and 4 get on. In Cardiff 11 people get off and 16 people get on the bus. In Swansea 3 people get off and 5 people get on. In Carmathen 6 people get off and 3 get on. Then the bus arrives at Milford Haven. Now scroll down.....





























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What was the name of the bus driver? (Don't look back at the question, don't cheat, scroll down NOW to check your answer!!!)










ANSWER: You can't remember? Oh, for crying out loud!!! You don't remember!!!
It was YOU!!!! (Check the question again!!)


If you got ALL these questions correct then you will live to a ripe old age and will remain sane. If you got SOME of them wrong there may be hope for you yet but if you got them ALL wrong then you'd better book youself into a Carehome staright away!!!!


PS: It's fact that 95% of people fail most of these questions!!!!
It says a lot for humanity, doesn't it?!!



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